The Bittersweetest Thing: On What Inquisition Will (Probably) Not Be Like


Cassandra: “Inquisitor! The castle is under attack!”

Inquisitor: (takes a drink) “So what? Don’t we have, like, walls…”

Cassandra: “Yes, but—“

Inquisitor: “Great. Big. Walls. Giant ones.”

Cassandra: “That doesn’t—!”

Inquisitor: “Because walls are really hard to jump over! I swear, if…

Top 1 fanfic of all time ;)